Okay, so I messed up and forgot about a couple of days. Like anyone really cares..
from ryosios
6. Nuns
5. Cosplay
by burubonnu
4. Beastiality
3. The British (a.k.a. Limey)
by ataruman
2. Whatever this is.
by boya
1. Toasters
I also like masturbating to…
Source Needed!
8. The Poor
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by Miso.Ni.Komi
7. The Handicapped
So continuing with that list of things I never would’ve masturbated to before anime ruined my life.
by maki
10. Little Girls
This was definitely a given.
by suka
9. Little Boys
This wasn’t…
I realize most blogs are doing some form of “12 days of Christmas” or whatever. I’m six days late, so I decided to try my hands at “12 things I didn’t know I could masturbate to” instead.
Before I discovered anime, I only masturbated to porn. Now I masturbate to figments of my imagination. Japan has this uncanny ability to anthropomorphize everyday objects into fap material in the course of one hour. And there really isn’t much I can not masturbate to. Every day, until Christmas, I will post two of something I might have masturbated to…
from komagarita
12. KFC Biscuits
This caught me off guard. I wasn’t ready to be assaulted by visions of a KFC product during my alone time in the shower. But here we are, and now I am ready to go.
by toi
11. Guro
What’s “guro” you ask? One image search through google will provide you all the information you will ever have to know. Believe it or not, that was the most work-safe image I could find.
Squid!
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It's all politics, Tsukimi!
So my favorite anime of all time, for this month, will go to Kuragehime! This is possibly the funniest anime ever made, at this moment. The comedy actually makes me break out into bouts of laughter, and not in that ambiguous made-up sense that most bloggers talk of. Kuragehime features beautiful animation as its biggest selling point, which is unexpected coming from the lazy deadbeats over at Brain’s Base. The voice cast includes none other than my favorite voice actress of all time at the moment, Hanazawa Kana, as the lead heroine. I take it they chose her for her age… since she’s younger than me, but who isn’t nowadays?
It's Morphin' Time! Tyranosarus Rex! Mastadon! Teradactyl! Sabretooth! Triceratop!
It's amazing how far a simple wig will take you.
I don’t know about you, but I’d totally engage in “sexual intercourse” with Kuranosuke… if he were a real woman. Aw hell, maybe even if he wasn’t. But I’d have to be really really really drunk. Amen.
Foooods... Gimme.
Eating and snaking is something everyone shares in common. Get ready to show off your tasty treats, get to know the community, score some fame, and hopefully find out what others eat that you might not have tried.
Prize:
1. An online $10 USD gift certificate for JBOX.com
2. Blog entry announcing the winner
The gift certificate can be used on either the jbox.com or jlist.com (NSFW) websites and they have worldwide shipping. Use it on anything from snacks, books, toys, apparel, and more.
Rules:
Must have a valid email address for your prize
Recipe must be something original (something of yours) you or your family makes
Does not need to be anime, manga, manwha, holiday, or Asian inspired
Does not need to be complicated or “cooked”
You must be registered to the forums in order to post your entry and to be able to answer questions
Contest starts now and will close January 4th and the winner will be notified by personal message on the forum
Entries are judged on creativity and if there is any meaningful story or history behind it
How to Enter:
Log in or register and post a new thread in the Om Nom Nom Nom food forum with what your recipe or dish is, how it came to exist, if there were any amusing stories behind it or holidays, and how to prepare it if preparation or steps are required. More details the better and even images help. Be sure to check for replies from members or staff to give more detail or to answer any questions.
Any questions about the contest itself can be asked on the forums, personal message, or by relying in this blog entry. Image source for the above image can be found here.
Good luck and happy holidays.
