For maybe half the season so far, it’s one naked girl after another. I’m tired of this fake budding romance bullshit in each episode that goes nowhere. I guess since the story’s all over the fucking place, they need to spice things up with young underage cleavage and hairless pits. more…

You know what I can’t stop watching? Why did nobody tell me about this thing?

[youtube width=”560″ height=”315″]http://youtu.be/ySNl3jcpWLI?hd=1[/youtube]

What’s that? There’s a game? Oh, that thing. No, not interested.

I find the Japanese opinions on this video interesting, as it’s entirely contrary to the Americans’. Americans think it is fucking hot. The average Japanese otaku goes, “Ew, old hags. lulz”

Not to mention a majority of Americans can’t take their eyes off the the curves, cleavage and sexy poses. Yet, the Japanese complain about how the outfits look like cheap cosplay pieced together from construction paper.

Oh… silly Japanese.

This is but one reason for the declining birth rate in Japan.

There is one particular genre of anime that I can barely stand… and that’s called reverse harems.

A normal harem consists of a lucky loser with no distinguishing attributes surrounded by beautiful women who all want to be boned. The comedy borne from this tried and trusted one-step formula is golden, and any lack of plot or substance can be excused by simply dissolving the nearest bra.

A reverse harem stars a frigid woman with no interest in penis, surrounded by pretty men who all want to bone each other. The comedy is laughably bad, and the romance edges toward a monogamous end. Clearly, this was not intended for males.

Speed lines compensate for action!

So then why the fuck am I watching Arcana Famiglia?

There is so much fucking penis in this show that there’s not enough time for the anime to explain what everyone’s silly powers are. Oh wait, did I mention that everyone in this show has some sort of silly power? To join the “Arcana Famiglia” one must pledge his loyalty to the head of the family, known as Papa — yes, as stupid as it sounds, that is his title — and receives some sort of power loosely derived from one of the twenty-two Major Arcana of the Tarot. It’s like watching wrestling where everyone has Mick Foley‘s sock on their hand.

This positioning… that tiny glint of incisors… the look of distress in her eyes… is picture perfect.

But the only saving grace is that the heroine Felicita sports a twin-tail hair style and a modest body shape. It also helps that hearing her name makes me think of fellatio. I wonder why?

Touch me.