So all I have come to understand from this movie is that the cast of Fresh Precure! are the strongest and most talented fighters out of all the useless Precures that riddle this godforsaken Precure universe. Every other scene features the supposed “main characters” falling into another plot hole filled knee high with bull crap. And when all hope seems lost, Fresh Princ– I mean Precures show up from God-Knows-Where to sit on their thrones as the Queens of Bel-Air.

Stupid, all you had to do was lift.

In the end, all Heartcatch Precure has going for it is Mizuki Nana’s voice. I really wish Japan would hurry up with another Nanoha movie, instead of wasting her talent on crap like this.

Oh, by the way, monsters made of DARKNESS places first on the chart of laziness.

In glorifying 3D!

I’m not here to complain about America’s education system; or reacting to yellow-fever-induced Japanophilia.

These past few days, I spent every free hour I have been awarded, to the study and practice of a new breed of Zen. Like a lone leaf hangs on its branch for dear life in a storm, I too fell victim to this addictive pastime that littered the grounds with mortar holes in the battlefield of my mind . I woke up today a changed man, freed of the chains that bind me to this mortal realm such as thirst or hunger. Sleep was no longer an obstacle in my pursuit of enlightenment. And thus, I discovered true ecstasy.

That’s right, I imported Arcana Heart 3.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qoI2LUR8g[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze9pIL4cFkg[/youtube]

I guess the worst part of all this is that I suck at fighting games. Well, I’ll be playing this until I pee blood. See you guys in a few months, hopefully I’ll still be alive. Which reminds me, I was supposed to review Hyakka Ryouran about two or three months ago… Well, it’s crap. There, I hope I saved you 4 hours of your life you’ll never get back.

Okay, so I messed up and forgot about a couple of days. Like anyone really cares..

from ryosios

6. Nuns

5. Cosplay

by burubonnu

4. Beastiality

3. The British (a.k.a. Limey)

by ataruman

2. Whatever this is.

by boya

1. Toasters

I also like masturbating to…

Source Needed!

8. The Poor

&

by Miso.Ni.Komi

7. The Handicapped

So continuing with that list of things I never would’ve masturbated to before anime ruined my life.

by maki

10. Little Girls

This was definitely a given.

by suka

9. Little Boys

This wasn’t…

I realize most blogs are doing some form of “12 days of Christmas” or whatever. I’m six days late, so I decided to try my hands at “12 things I didn’t know I could masturbate to” instead.

Before I discovered anime, I only masturbated to porn. Now I masturbate to figments of my imagination. Japan has this uncanny ability to anthropomorphize everyday objects into fap material in the course of one hour. And there really isn’t much I can not masturbate to. Every day, until Christmas, I will post two of something I might have masturbated to…

from komagarita

12. KFC Biscuits

This caught me off guard. I wasn’t ready to be assaulted by visions of a KFC product during my alone time in the shower. But here we are, and now I am ready to go.

by toi

11. Guro

What’s “guro” you ask? One image search through google will provide you all the information you will ever have to know. Believe it or not, that was the most work-safe image I could find.