I'd hit it.

I start to question my impeccable taste in anime/manga when crap like this is listed on anyone’s top 10 anime… So of course, being the cautious idiot, I had to go and download this series to see if I had indeed missed out on anything great. To my surprise, and to none of yours, I realized I had not.

There is no reason as to why I should be surprised, because I read a few chapters of the comic that goes along with this marketing gimmick over a year ago and I did not like what I read. So now a few questions come to mind:

Why did you watch all twelve episodes?

Because I’m an idiot.

What made you think this was going to be any good?

I really don’t know. Just shoot me, please…

It’s because you whacked off to those doujins, right? You thought it’d be more arousing if you knew the backstory to those shitty comics that you’ve been getting a stiffy over?

What the hell? Are you an esper!?

You make me sick.

I can’t help it!

And so, I leave you with today’s Japanese lesson: Tajuujinkaku – Split Personality

I’m sure everyone already knows that Nick Simmons pieced together his manga by cutting out pages from Bleach and Hellsing, and glued them onto pieces of construction paper. Now, I don’t really see why this is a big deal. After all, with all the style Bleach steals from American rock history; we should consider it karma that rock would want its piece of the pie back. In this case, through the proxy known as legendary rocker Gene Simmons’ son, whatever his name was…

Plagiarism happens all the time. For example, nobody seems to care that Ikkitousen is probably, and always will be a huge rip-off of Tenjou Tenge. I would not doubt that if you were to place pages of either over the other you’d notice elements of tracing. But because Ikkitousen’s artist doesn’t suck as bad as Nick Simmons, he can get away with it. On the other hand, Flower of Eden’s artist sucked at art. Or more specifically, sucked at art involving people doing something other than standing. So when Random Person A mentioned that she traces from Slam Dunk and REAL, people made it a big deal. Keiji Kawaguchi traces from photographs and magazines all the time. Like hell he wants to actually visit these places and take pictures on his own. But because his art looks somewhat decent, and because he’s so well-established in the industry, nobody pursues him.

Frankly, I never liked DeviantArt. And I don’t like Incarnate. That doesn’t mean I don’t like American comics. It just means I have good taste.

I’ve been watching the first episodes of the various new anime this season and they’ve all started to meld together in the motley concotion that is my brain; and I don’t know what’s happening anymore in any of them.

I've no idea.

I have a German friend, whom I will refer to as “ribbon”. Now ribbon and I see eye to eye on an intellectual level. We have long engaging talks through the night on topics ranging from the health of the American economy to which child star we would like to bang. However, he revealed to me on one such night a certain anime series he was looking forward to for the New Year, and now we are no longer friends.

But that’s not what I wanted to write. Yesterday, I told ribbon to watch an ONA called “Ontama” since I thought the show was fairly entertaining and cute. He looked it up on youtube and told me that it was a children’s show and that the girl was too young. I was taken aback by the statement “too young” because as far as I know, I don’t watch anime to get a stiffy. He explained to me that is the only reason he watches anime. And also why he loves K-on.

Now, how do these two off-tangent blurbs tie together? Well, the anime he was looking forward to for January 2010 is none other than So-Ra-No-Wo-To. I took it to be nothing more than K-on! with less tea-time and more hay rides. Ribbon sees it as more K-on with less music. Well, at least we agree that it’s going to be another K-on! On the other hand, perhaps we’re both wrong and it is actually something worth watching. Whatever.

You guys suck.

More importantly, one of my good friends from way back is going to jail for child porn. Let’s wish him luck, wherever the court trials lead him. If you liked K-on, then you’ll probably be joining him in a few years. Say hi for me, you sheeps.

Oh yes, by the way, I’ve done gone and bought me one of them fancy television sets. I now have a use for the PS3 sitting in my closet.

Yes, my room is that dark.

Only a series from Bones can go from awesome to pure and utter crap in the course of just one episode. And unfortunately for DTB, it was the final episode, so there is no hope for redemption here. Damn you!

To the very end you will never know if their mention of a second season is a joke or not. This show itself is a joke. I love every second of it.

Just when I thought an awesome series couldn’t get more awesome, I decided to rewatch the first few episodes and noticed the greatest thing ever.

Fabulous. Just absolutely fabulous.

And this is why Nyan Koi remains to this day one of the best shows of 2009. You better believe it!

Saki is great too. So when you have one making references to another, it rips space-time itself.