Mizuno sings along happily to the tune of summer, casually stealing a ride on the bus.

Star Driver may be full of pretty boys and gay little robots, but don’t let the blatant faggotry turn you away from this hidden jewel. Like the taut nipples of a pubescent teenager pushes through the wet shirt of social morals, Star Driver ignites the burning fires in the hearts of every youth. After all, only a hot-blooded man can understand the heart-throbbing desires of another man.

Like most anime, the more serious moments occur in the bath tub.

So other than twins, and hot girls with jiggly breasts, what else does this anime offer its viewers? Well, assuming they are not into lame comedy and ballads, then I’m hoping they’re not expecting solid story-telling and quick progression. You basically have to accept Star Driver for what it is: a masterpiece.

Even Marina understands how epic her show is.

Oh, and happy birthday to me.