Okay, so I’ve been watchi– correction, trying to watch this crap called Another. It’s basically about some little boy whose lung collapsed and made him miss out on the first two months of high school life in a new town. When he finally makes it there, he realizes that everyone is dumb as shit, and hiding a secret. In fact, for the first six episodes the protagonist is incessantly reminded by another individual member of the student body that they know a secret and can not tell him. If I was him, I’d just beat up the nearest grade school kid, since everyone in the stupid town knows more than he does. Or maybe spend more time trying to get into the pants of his hot aunt. In any case…

At school he meets a one-eyed girl who actually doesn’t exist, but probably does thanks to the countless mish mash of ideas that they threw into this anime. She constantly tells him to bugger off, but he doesn’t listen because he’s a nosy little bastard that likes his girls to be strange and broken. So of course, after all the useless painful plot devices are slowly introduced, the series finally took a turn for the better, resulting in bloody death scenes that make the pain of watching the series almost worth it.

I don’t suggest this series to anyone. Therefore, you’ll probably watch it.