Flintlock!

I’m about three months late in writing a post about Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I was looking forward to this show since its announcement, mostly because I’m a huge magical girl nerd; and partly because it’s from SHAFT. The first episode did not seem special, if you would allow me the shame of admitting. Even though the music was great, and Yuki Kajiura alone used to be enough incentive for me to stick with crappy shows for entire seasons– Let’s face it, I have a job and a real life. What saved the show from a quick termination on my hard drive was thanks to one thing and one thing only: the flintlock muzzle loaders.

Flintlocks!!

Having stuck with this show for ten episodes, I did something I haven’t done in nearly a year now: I went back and started watching from episode one. This show has great rewatchability. All that I have learned from the episodes to come highlight details that went unnoticed during my first watch through. Now that everything makes sense, it allowed me time for deeper analysis. Before long, I was taking down notes for a future thesis I will never get around to write. This show is a step-up from the other crap I’ve been wasting my time with as of late.

FLINTLOCK!?

Caution: Puella Magi Madoka Magica is depressing and Cubey is a dick.

So far there are no blatant plot holes I can’t explain away with magic. Take it how you will, but I’m real enough to think that means this show is gold. Time to buy the Blu-Ray.

So all I have come to understand from this movie is that the cast of Fresh Precure! are the strongest and most talented fighters out of all the useless Precures that riddle this godforsaken Precure universe. Every other scene features the supposed “main characters” falling into another plot hole filled knee high with bull crap. And when all hope seems lost, Fresh Princ– I mean Precures show up from God-Knows-Where to sit on their thrones as the Queens of Bel-Air.

Stupid, all you had to do was lift.

In the end, all Heartcatch Precure has going for it is Mizuki Nana’s voice. I really wish Japan would hurry up with another Nanoha movie, instead of wasting her talent on crap like this.

Oh, by the way, monsters made of DARKNESS places first on the chart of laziness.

In glorifying 3D!

I’m not here to complain about America’s education system; or reacting to yellow-fever-induced Japanophilia.

These past few days, I spent every free hour I have been awarded, to the study and practice of a new breed of Zen. Like a lone leaf hangs on its branch for dear life in a storm, I too fell victim to this addictive pastime that littered the grounds with mortar holes in the battlefield of my mind . I woke up today a changed man, freed of the chains that bind me to this mortal realm such as thirst or hunger. Sleep was no longer an obstacle in my pursuit of enlightenment. And thus, I discovered true ecstasy.

That’s right, I imported Arcana Heart 3.

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I guess the worst part of all this is that I suck at fighting games. Well, I’ll be playing this until I pee blood. See you guys in a few months, hopefully I’ll still be alive. Which reminds me, I was supposed to review Hyakka Ryouran about two or three months ago… Well, it’s crap. There, I hope I saved you 4 hours of your life you’ll never get back.

Okay, so I messed up and forgot about a couple of days. Like anyone really cares..

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