She knows what's up.

I’m getting sick and tired of my friends abandoning anime for this thing called “real life”. Lately, it seems whenever I try watching anime with any of my friends, they’re more concentrated on the window of their microwave than the computer screen. Apparently, the status of their Hot Pocket is more important than the escape from reality anime offers. Despite popular delusions that you can party, watch anime, go hiking and still wake up for a day of refreshing hard work at McDonalds; here’s me giving you a reality fucking check: You Can’t! If you find yourself puking in the bathroom at Denny’s from a night of drinking with “friends” then you’ve clearly already fucked up.

One of these assholes better not be you...

Besides, what does “real life” offer you that anime can not?

Action

Better than UFC.

Blood

Guaranteed more than your daily recommended intake of iron.

Comedy

Educational for all members of your family!

Drama

If you have friends, you are not an anime fan. No exceptions.

Family Life

Wake up to a piping hot cup of "Fuck you, real world".

Music

Why should you youtube anything else?

Boobies

At least these animated succubi don't cost you $$$.

So there, we’ve already proven that real life is obsolete. Anybody who wants to half-ass anime can just go to hell.