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• Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Capitalizing Romaji is retarded.

The Little Sister

Not only is she your sister, but she's underage too. WIN-WIN!

So the latest delusion to worm its way into the pants of otaku worldwide seems to be this anime called ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai. Like most anime as of late, oreimo (as I will deem to label) is based on a series of light novels about a “normal” Japanese boy who has a smart, pretty and popular younger sister. But she has a deviant little secret that threatens to break the very foundation to their wholesome family life. No, she’s not in love with her brother… unfortunately. But don’t worry, because Kyousuke has a grand plan to fix this little problem; because you see, Kirino, our heroine, is obsessed with anime and erotic games featuring little sisters.

Even I don't own that many. Each of those cost around 6000 yen or more...

By using this piece of leverage our protagonist, and subject of covet, Kyousuke essentially picks up ‘little sister points’ everytime he helps get her out of danger. Due to his convenient proximity, he is the first to bail Kirino out of trouble whenever she screws up. He is also the first point of contact whenever Kirino needs comfort and reassurance. Going off my description alone you must have started to realize just how self-absorbed and needy Kirino is. However, like most thick-headed protagonists, Kyousuke manages to forget this fact whenever Kirino smiles.

Well, here’s hoping to a happy ending for both of you!

What really pisses me off is that this nobody is surrounded by beautiful females wherever he goes. Words can not describe how vexed I am.

The token childhood friend. Nobody remembers her name.

The token jail bait. Don't do it!

The token otaku.

Hell, even the mom is hot.

The MILF

I'd hit it.

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