Tag-Archive for ◊ Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai ◊

• Tuesday, June 25th, 2013
You never go full retard!

You never go full retard!

I think ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai season 2 can be summed up with this picture. About a year and a half ago, Kyousuke gave two shits who was banging his little sister. Behold, after all those months of abuse and being forced to play h-games, he has officially been brainwashed.

But that’s okay. Because incest isn’t the overlying theme of this show… right?

Japan is not a versatile country. Either things are too subtle, or over the top. I’m still trying to discern which end of the spectrum this anime falls. Clearly the incestuous obsession Kyousuke portrays while fawning over his cute little sister is actually Japan’s way of subtly displaying close familial ties. If that wasn’t the case, why did I waste my weekend watching this crap?

In any case, I hate it when plots turn ambiguous. A-1 Pictures spent 276 minutes of my life looking for the next piece of the story, but only discovered more merchandising opportunities. Damn those clever snakes!

OreImo 2 might as well be a hot young blonde who refuses to show you her ID as you get cock-blocked by your pedophile pals. I’m sick of blue balls and Taco Bell; and anime is not helping.

• Monday, November 01st, 2010
Here’s episode five summed up in two pictures:

Y-you're hurting me.

Why won't you look me in the eyes!!

Aragaki Ayase. My new favorite character. From this anime series that I only occasionally watch every now and then. Yeah, I only watched, like what, five episodes? (Out of five episodes.)

Straight out of a page from How to Make Female Friends 101, Kirino comes to realize just how poor a judge of character she truly is. Like a grade schooler accepts candy from strangers, Kirino essentially surrounded herself with the wrong type of people to preserve her self-image rather than give thought to her well-being. It’s only after an accidental confrontation with her attention-starved “best friend” that she began to have second thought about this dank dichotic friendship that pits her true self against a menagerie of lies.

Needless to say, we already know she’ll try to discombobulate matters by trying to preserve the way things are; instead of giving up her double life and openly pursuing little sisters as only true otakus can dream about. And that is why Kirino is seemingly unhappy outside of her room playing erotic games.

This anime is really bad. more…

• Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Capitalizing Romaji is retarded.

The Little Sister

Not only is she your sister, but she's underage too. WIN-WIN!

So the latest delusion to worm its way into the pants of otaku worldwide seems to be this anime called ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai. Like most anime as of late, oreimo (as I will deem to label) is based on a series of light novels about a “normal” Japanese boy who has a smart, pretty and popular younger sister. But she has a deviant little secret that threatens to break the very foundation to their wholesome family life. No, she’s not in love with her brother… unfortunately. But don’t worry, because Kyousuke has a grand plan to fix this little problem; because you see, Kirino, our heroine, is obsessed with anime and erotic games featuring little sisters. more…